Description
π§ Product Title:
SCIABORDINO CACCAMARE
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π Product Description:
Introducing SCIABORDINO CACCAMARE – the seaside scholar of the absurd. Whether he’s contemplating the tides of life or dropping philosophical payloads beachside, this tee immortalizes the brainrot seal in peak existential bliss. Wear it proudly to signal that you too have seen things… from the porcelain throne of destiny.
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π Fit for the Coastal Philosopher
Made from premium 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee delivers the kind of airy softness you’d want during long meditative poops or meme-fueled showers of thought. Ideal for beach strolls, doomscrolls, or deep bathroom lore.
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π Product Highlights
• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight & breathable (4.2 oz/yd²)
• Classic retail fit with ribbed knit collar
• Tear-away label – no itching mid-meditation
• Made for introspection and splash-zone swagger
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π Brand Signature
Side sleeve label & inside collar stamp branded with the BRAINROT INC. official flush mark
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𧩠“I THINK, THEREFORE I DUMP.” stitched in the void
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π§Ό Care Instructions
• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low
• Iron inside-out if needed
• Do not dry clean
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π₯ Additional Information
Color Options: Bathroom white, oceanic teal, sand beige, and bidet blue
Sizing: Unisex XS–5XL
Shipping: Fulfilled by Printify’s top-rated U.S. partners
Website: runwaypepe.com/shop
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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