Description
π Product Title:
LA VACA SATURNO SATURNITA — Neon Stampede Edition
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πͺ Lore Fragment:
When the pulse of the city beats too loud for the stars to ignore, La Vaca Saturno Saturnita descends.
She is a titan stitched together from lost neon dreams, ancient urban legends, and forgotten synthwave anthems.
Under skyscrapers drowning in electric rain, Saturnita stomps through the midnight crowd — each colossal barefoot step causing the lights to flicker and buzz like haunted arcade machines. Her Saturn rings glow with radioactive pinks, violets, and icy blues, slicing the night sky like a hyper-charged vinyl record.
Witnesses claim the air itself smells like ozone and bubblegum when she passes — a fleeting cosmic party crashing into Earth’s grimiest hours.
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π¨ Design Essence:
• Ultra-saturated neon pinks, blues, purples with retro synth city vibes
• Saturn ring spinning like a glitching LP across her body
• Muted urban crowd frozen in awe (or pure panic)
• Texture details make her bare feet feel almost radioactive in the electric glow
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π Real Product Specs:
• Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — next-level soft
• Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Fit: Unisex street cut for cosmic night wanderers
• Tear-away label for that clean, seamless drift
• Sizes: XS to 5XL
• Color Options: Void Black, Cosmic Navy, Electric Violet
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π§Ό Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold, inside-out
• Hang-dry or low tumble to preserve neon intensity
• Don’t bleach — protect the vibe
• Iron inside out if necessary (but only if your soul can handle it)
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π Category:
“NEON APOCALYPSE / BRAINROT WAVE”
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π¬ “When the skyline burns and the stars blink awake, Saturnita walks among us.”
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π¦ SATURNITA NEON STAMPEDE: Make the city flicker.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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